This is a Dragonball Z fanfic, to Linkin Park’s In The End. Hope you laugh as much as I did. It makes more sense for people who know most of the songs off of Hybrid Theory, but anyway…

Vegeta sat in the Capsule Corporation field one night, sulking at another defeat from that curséd Kakarot. No matter how hard he tried, he wasn’t able to make himself strong enough to beat that low-level Saiyan.

Looking back, he could see that no matter what he had done, there had always been someone above him. It had all started with Lord Frieza on Planet Vegeta.

It starts with one thing
I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try

‘That’s right,’ Vegeta thought sullenly. ‘It doesn’t matter how hard anyone tries. No matter what, there will always be something that keeps them from getting what they want.’

Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down till the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It’s so unreal

‘I couldn’t believe it. It’s just like my entire childhood was wasted. But wasted on what? That’s what I’ve been trying to figure out.’ He got up. “Listen to me,” he said aloud. “I’m starting to get sentimental, just like that blasted Kakarot.”

He sat back down. “But it’s true. The way I feel. Was promised by her face. Bulma……… The sound of her voice painted on my memories, even when she’s not with me, oh wait, I’m in the wrong song.” He smacked himself in the forehead. Several times. Until he got dizzy. And fell over.

“Listen to me again, and this time I’ll sing the right song,” he said.

Didn’t look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on
But you didn’t even know

“I didn’t know that there was someone more powerful than me out there. Some peasant woods-boy who grew out without proper training defeated me, the Prince of all Saiyans. I mean, seriously. I’M FREAKIN’ TALKING TO MYSELF! Goodness. Okay, when did I start saying goodness?” He looked up. “Hey, is the music going to start or what? I mean, I don’t have all eternity here, like that giant lizard thing that grants wishes.”

A voice came from the sky. “Hey! I’m a dragon! Dra-gon! Not a lizard! I don’t do that tongue thing!” » Read more: Vegeta’s Thoughts – In The End